Things that I hate#

In alphabetical order for your reading enjoyment.

• Ad blocker blockers Fuck you. I am using my Adblock, and you can not stop me
• Advertising I don’t want to learn about your new product, now stop bothering me I am trying to figure out how to center a div
• Aim assist in shooter games (referring to aim assist in PC games) It is a crutch by definition. Get good lol. Also please refer to Modern Warfare 2 players are already taking sides in the battle over aim assist - PC Gamer and Apex Legends aim assist debate reignited as ImperialHal wins ALGS on controller - Dexerto as it is a good article about this topic.
• Airpods Overpriced and overhyped. Just spend like 80$ to get refurbished Google Pixel Buds on eBay. They work just as fine
• Alcohol I am fine with others consuming alcohol. I don’t see the point in it; maybe I am just missing something.
• Apple (the company) they do not even “think differently” anymore. I can’t remember the last time I was excited for an Apple Event
• AT&T Try not to get breached challenge (impossible) 99% Fail¹
• Bad computer mouse I would rather use a trackpad than a bad mouse.
• Badly designed software Looking at the Broadcom website with this one²
• Bigots Can’t we all get along? Why do some have to be mean?
• Body hair I don’t know why, I just don’t like the fact my body puts hair on my arms because fuck it. If my body is going to grow hair, at least grow actual fur so I can be fluffy
• Bouncy balls The ones that bounce really high, I just despise them. You drop them once, and now they are bouncing all over the place, and you can’t catch them.
• Brain rot just no, stop pls
• Brexit I am pretty sure this was all just downsides for the UK; they never got anything good in return
• Bytedance Just another big tech company based in China, same as all the others
• Caffeine Your body does not need it, fix your sleep schedule
• Call of Duty COD players after not being able to slide every 0.002 seconds. At least they gave us good usernames with clan tags like [Thick]xXx_pU$$y_FraGGerS_xXx
• Canonical Fuck you for making Ubuntu bloated as fuck
• Cheaters in competitive games Valve pls, fix VAC. Jokes aside, if you cheat in something like Minecraft, no one cares, but if you are cheating in competitive games like Counter-Strike or Valorant, you are lame
• Chinese government -1,000 Social credit
• Chromebooks To quote the Uncyclopedia, “It is popular in schools due to its powerful CPU (capable of running Minesweeper and Snake at the same time), advanced crashing ability, and decorational graphics chip. Built from the Linux operating system, it aims to be simple for students to use, overload, and yell at. It is frequently described as ‘dirt-cheap’, a fitting name as most of the components, including the keyboard, frame, and CPU, are all made from mud brick. ”³
• Chromium-based browsers Just Chromium dressing up as something else.
• Chromium Don’t let Google & Chromium take over the web. They have the power to do so and have attempted to before
• Cinnamon (the spice) I just don’t like it, but if you mix it with carrots and some honey and then toss it in the microwave, it is pretty awesome. But by itself, it isn’t very good.
• Clickbait YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT ECHO SAID ABOUT [insert trend]!!! By the way, did I mention how much I love the DeArrow extension? It is a great way to get rid of clickbait from YouTube videos
• CloudFlare Turnstile CloudFlare absolutely fucking over older and locked down browsers with this one simple trick
• Cloud gaming Let’s make input lag even more of a problem!!!
• Coca Cola I just do not vibe with the taste and it smells funky
• Country music Introducing the three G’s of country songs: Guns, Girls, and God. I swear that is all they sing about
• Crappy internet No internet is better than shit internet
• Deltamath Math tool my school uses, and I don’t like the user interface. Plus, it teaches math and math hard
• Discord Stop with your stupid quests and other paid promotions
• Drake (musical artist) I barely listen to his music, and I found the beef with Kendrick Lamar as funny as anything
• DRM Fighting piracy with Digital Restrictions Management
• EA Games Ah yes Epically Atrocious, define micro-transaction
• Elon Musk Was cool before but then became the owner of Twitter and turned into a general asshole. It is awesome when people compare him to Iron Man; it is pretty accurate since their technical and engineering genius are fictions used by billion-dollar corporate doody dump machines to generate loads of money.
• Energy drinks Like coffee, but you removed everything good about it and added enough sugar to make your heart stop
• Epic Games Tim is cool, but even the free games will not make me install your launcher
• Exaggerated Youtubers Like clickbait but badly animated
• Facebook fuck facebook
• Misinformation I love misinformation [citation needed]
• Fanum tax Just call it food theft. It is not that hard
• Fast food Most sorry excuse for food, and how is it getting more expensive these days?
• Fortnite Was good in the first season, it just went downhill from there
• France Too many French people there, 0/10
• French people They speak french 0/10
• Game as a service Please stop ruining games thanks
• GamerSupps Why would someone need more energy if they sit at a desk for hours? It is the stupidest idea ever
• Gendered languages The term “non-binary” can be translated to Spanish as “no binario” or “no binaria” depending on the gender of the person
• Generation Alpha If you ever encounter one of the “specimens,” the best way to combat them is by seizing their tablet forcefully and throwing them into a field of grass
• Generative AI No one asked for it, no one needed it, but now we have it, and it is just spreading slop everywhere on the internet
• Google Did you mean: evil empire
• Google Analytics How to slow your site down while helping google track everyone [Step by Step]
• Google Docs, Sheets, Slides, Forms, and Drive How about no thank you, you do not need to see my documents in an unencrypted form.
• Google Classroom Stop with the Google. You don’t have to use every service they offer!
• Google Mail Just call it another data collection tool. It is one of Google’s biggest ways of learning about you; even with personalization turned off, I would not trust it still
• Google reCAPTCHA The captcha failing for the 500th time in a row just because I am on a VPN
• Government surveillance I am not doing anything wrong (debatable), but I still do not want you to watch me. Mullvad made a great post about this here
• Greedy companies I do not like you, and I do not want to buy your product, nor do I want to support you in any way
• Gyatt just use normal english and call it a fat ass, don’t be making up words now
• Hard to open packaging Enough said, it is just plain annoying
• HEIC image format Fuck you
• Homophobia Fuck you I am kissing men
• Imperial units Fuck round numbers
• In-app purchases You should sudo rm -rf yourself NOW!
• “Influencers” A younger child’s dream job. All that is required to become an influencer is a stupid face and the absence of brains.
• Instagram Fuck your privacy, brought to you by Meta.
• Mass Consumerism Stop buying the latest and greatest if there is no innovation. You reward the big companies for fucking with you
• Matrix (the protocol) Unable to decrypt message
• Mayonnaise At least I know how to pronounce it, but it still tastes like ass
• Mechanical hard drives slow and bad
• Mee6 Stupid NFT rug pull. check out alternativestomee6.com to rid your server of Mee6 today!
• Membrane keyboards They suck to type on, they feel mushy and I hate them.
• Meta Not everyone wants the Metaverse lizardman, I mean, Mark Zuckerburg
• Microsoft Fuck you
• Microsoft Azure only used by people that hate themselves
• Microsoft Bing only farmed for its rewards
• Microsoft Edge only used for downloading another browser
• Microsoft Windows me as flip: slmgr /skms kms8.msguides.com
• Military spending Let’s spend a shit load of money on guns and bombs instead of putting it to something that will actually help many people
• Mozilla Why must they make the most stupid decisions for their browser? It is not that hard
• Nazis This should be a universal thing to hate
• Netflix Upcharging and saying “You have been enjoying Netflix ad-free, but unless you pay us 6$ more per month, we are gonna shove ads down your throat”
• NFTs Funky PNGs with voodoo magic that make no sense
• Nintendo Nintendo’s lawyers hunting down an Italian child after it was named “Mario”
• Notch Sellout
• Nuclear weapons LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS! Jokes aside, why do we need such destructive weapons?
• Opt-out data collection Should be opt-in, not opt-out
• Overreaching governments I am not doing anything wrong, but I still do not want you to watch me
• Pay walled articles I am not paying for your article, I will just find another source. Shoutout to The Atlantic for their amazing article on this btw
• Pedophiles No explanation needed
• People that use religion as a way to be mean to others I am fine with religion, but if you are using it as a way to be mean to others fuck you
• People who hate others just for their political beliefs, religions, sexual orientation, etc. As long as they are not harming anyone, leave them alone
• PGL This is referring to the European esports organization. Their live streams of events suck balls. It is not like the quality is bad; it is just how they display the game information just looks so awful
• “Please switch to Chrome to view this website” No, I will not
• Politics in general Politicians are just a bunch of people who are good at lying in a convincing way
• PUBG Just Fortnite on mobile, never liked it.
• Replit My account has 475 Repls out of the three allowed. Yeah, they somehow made a cool platform into shit⁴
• Rizz explode yourself
• Russian government Russian people and their culture are awesome. I have many friends there who do not like their government either.
• Session Takes 2 to 5 business days to send a single worded message. Has issues with spammers, and it just seems like a Signal fork
• Sigma in terms of gen alpha talk
• Skibidi in terms of Gen Alpha talk
• Skype Was a good way back when, but Microsoft ruined it
• Small children Easily drop-kickable and they are just annoying most of the time
• Snapchat Privacy nightmare
• snap/snapd/snapcraft Just install your apps the normal way
• SpaceX Why are we contracting this stuff out to some random rich guy?
• Telegram Please stop using this as a “private” messenger; there is barely any E2EE, and it prioritizes silly features over privacy.
• Tencent Chinese Google
• The far left You all suck
• The far right You all suck
• The French language Why do you all sound like that??? Angry French people will always be the funniest thing ever for me.
• The PATRIOT Act The government’s idea on how to justify mass surveillance
• The rich By this, I mean the top 0.1% of the world. They have so much money and do not know what to do with it. They could solve world hunger, but they would rather buy another yacht
• The US government Why are you filled with incompetent idiots?
• TikTok This is pretty self-explanatory
• Timezones Yeah, I know they are needed, but it sucks when you have friends in different timezones, and you have to stay up ultra late to play with them for an hour
• Twitch Ads Somehow, the only website I use where uBlock Origin can not defeat their ads. Whatever they are doing to stop ad blockers, it works, and I hate it!!!
• Twitter I am not calling it X. Shut up
• Ubisoft Here was my review for Trackmania: The game is amazing, one suggestion, remove the Ubisoft part.
• Ubuntu Lame. The default operating system has so much bloat and unneeded crap. At least go with something a little more interesting
• Ubuntu Pro Why does this exist and why is it on my system by default?
• United States WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER???
• USB micro-b Fuck this cord
• USB mini-b Fuck this cord
• USB type-b Fuck this cord
• Venture capitalists noun: people with more money than brains
• Web3 Even though I own a good amount of cryptocurrency, the whole thing about tokenizing everything and adding blockchains is so stupid.
• WhatsApp Not even open source, how can it even compete with Signal? Meta also owns it, which is even more of a reason not to trust it.
• White chocolate I don’t like the taste. I can stand milk chocolate, but if you give me dark chocolate, we chilling
• White socks and shoes They get dirty so fast it is not even funny
• Wikipedia donation banners Wikipedia has a ton of money. So why is it begging you to donate yours? - washingtonpost.com
• Wired headphones They were ok back in the 2000s, but no longer.
• Wired mice The cord can somehow always get in the way
• Wireless charging More energy goes into heating the phone than charging it
• x11/xorg Why is this still a thing?
• Xbox Game Pass + others Game subscriptions suck. Please let me own my game thank you
• XMPP+OMEMO XMPP itself is nice. It is federated, but in terms of encryption, it is lacking behind. Even with OMEMO (XEP-0384), it is not that secure⁵ as it should be.
• Yahoo Bring back Yahoo answers, that is all I ask
• Yandex Russian Google, not much more to say
• YouTube Bring back the dislike button
• Zoom Schools using the most random fucking app in the world for remote learning:

Conclusion#

That is pretty much everything I can just think of off the top of my head, so I hope you found this somewhat interesting to read! Maybe you now have a new thing that you hate for the same reason like me, which is pretty cool :3